Swiped Out- Mark Restuccia

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Swiped Out audiobook cover art


 By: Mark Restuccia
Narrated by: Mark Restuccia, Sooz Kempner, Patch Hyde
Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 09-23-19
Language: English
Publisher: PP3 Publishing

Publisher's Summary

When Danny’s mother is diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, he finds himself in a race against time to fulfill her wish for him...to find a soul mate. 
Danny’s quest for love soon steers him into unfamiliar territory, and before long he’s introduced to a powerful new addiction....
Online dating.
But has he taken a wrong turn? Because neither serial dater Harriet, nor fetish scene enthusiast Beth, seem like the type one brings home to mother, and time is quickly running out. 
Will Danny find the love of his life, or is his chance of meeting the perfect woman slipping away one date at a time?
Swiped Out is a bittersweet journey into the world of modern dating. You will laugh, you will cry, and you may never swipe again. Get Swiped Out now for a raunchy peep inside the sometimes murky world of online dating. It’s not a place for the faint-hearted!
©2019 Mark Restuccia (P)2019 Mark Restuccia



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 I’ve always wondered what serial dating was like and, now, I know. I really really am so glad I didn’t and won’t ever experience it. Even though the whole story is from a male POV, I was very interested in the story from the first second of it. Getting intwined in the dating world from the other side was intriguing. Getting to see what he was thinking and feeling about this parade of women he was seeing was just fun. I laughed about situations that he got him self in and thought “you brought that on yourself man” and a few seconds later he would think something similar. He knew he was being ridiculous when he was being ridiculous.
I think most of the time we see a girl in a book. And that girl experiences a sexual epiphany and we are on board with it. We see her and we want her to succeed but I think it’s rare that we see a man who is trying to find his way.
Now, if you are thinking “if that was a chick, you’d be saying she was a slut.” Um. No. Because I love Beth. And Harriet. Not so much the crazy ones in the story but that’s because, wait for it- They. Are. Crazy. But, Beth and Harriet are out there serial dating and I’m like “go girl, don’t settle! You paid for three months. Get your three months worth!” Also, Beth is a person that I feel like having coffee with would be interesting and I don’t drink coffee.
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The Sex- all over the place in weird places.
The Book Boyfriend- is actually a bunch of book girlfriends.
HEA- it’s actually there. Serious. Get it!

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