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Madison's Mess- Robyn Peterman
By: Robyn Peterman Narrated by: Lance Greenfield, C J Bloom Series: Sea Shenanigans, Book 4 Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins Unabridged Audiobook Release date: 06-25-19 Language: English Publisher: Audible Studios
What could possibly go wrong when a mermaid and a werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?
Better question. What could possibly go right?
Madison Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking - hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling 20 stories while blindfolded.
Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily-ever-after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps.
May the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next.
Rick Being a vegan werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits, and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well.
Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death-defying recreation than me.
I have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down.
Madison is an interesting gal! Always ready to get into something. Always ready to stir things up. Always up for a challenge. Here comes Poseidon ready to help muddy the waters and make her life a bit more, um, amazing. Rick is, well, more mature than the rest of the guys in the stories. He’s not as immature but still he’s twice as ridiculous in his stunts. So, yay. He’s still an idiot. The thing that is common in all these books is stupid lines and comments. This doesn’t bother me because I guess I’m still goofy enough to deal with it but if you are like “oh my gosh, say wang one more time and I’m going to freak out” then probably not your cup of tea. But if you can handle super immature characters 90% of the time that sound ridiculous in all they do then yay! Read up! They are basically sent on a mission by Poseidon and I’m pretty sure that he just set then up in every way possible to go absolutely insane. Lance Greenfield and CJ Bloom show some amazing talent in here and I love listening to them! So- wrapping up. Sexy times- not memorable. Mild at best. Immature jokes- to insanity and beyond. Sweet and cute twist- awe to the highest power.
Like oh so many fans, I am always trying to figure out the secrets of my favorite authors and narrators. Sebastian York’s name was a big one and when I found out I made it so I tried to forget it. Now, I am on the hunt for the true name of Ruby Dixon. And we all know that she’s amazing but- let’s face it- I’m kinda nosey. So- here is what we know. Ruby Dixon is a pen name because she is a best selling author under another name. She is not Kati Wilde but has used an email address from that site but refuted they are one and the same. She told me while I was interviewing her she didn’t know if I would have read more of her books but didn’t elaborate. This leads me to believe that it is a completely different t genre and, while reading Risdeverse- When She’s Bold there was a line in it that matched a line from another story I read long ago. This lead me to kind of compare writing styles to this Young Adult writer that has always intrigued me and, while I find it hard to believe, I wo
Special Author Q&A with Ruby Dixon! Today, as I’m getting ready to send this message to Ruby, a CNN article comes out . I feel horribly small town beside that article! Alas, I have fan questions that demand information. After all, that’s what I do! I found Ruby years ago when listening to an audiobook by Alexa Riley, an amazing author duo who specializes in short sweet and over the top. The epilogue says “maybe I’ll read him the newest Ruby Dixon book, Ice Planet Holiday. He’s been waiting for the latest barbarian book and he loves it when I get to the sex scenes.” Which prompted me to be like “wait- what?” And do my research. And imagine my surprise when I find this amazing series and author has all these books with half naked blue guys. Can you say “add to cart”? Over the next couple days I’m going to post my reviews and thought on the books along with the interview. So, let’s get this started. Ruby thanks so much for stopping in and answering just a couple questions for me
Cliff's Descent: A Vampire's Tale, the next novel in Dianne Duvall’s best-selling Immortal Guardians series, releases on July 27th, 2021 in ebook, audio book, and paperback formats everywhere! We are thrilled to help celebrate this highly-anticipated story by participating in the blog tour today. Find out more about this book and grab your own copy below. Happy reading! Q&A with Dianne Duvall Hi Dianne! Welcome to another stop on your tour and congrats on your newest book, which I cannot wait to devour. Now. I’m drooling. I’m so excited. Because it’s CLIFF! Hi, Kimberly! Thanks for letting me visit and for helping me celebrate the big release! This all started with a couple of vampires who didn’t want to fight and lose to the Immortals in Darkness Dawns. I have mourned the deaths of the others & I have worried about Cliff, like so many of your fans have. When you wrote that group of vampire characters, could you imagine the story that would emerge from t