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Madison's Mess- Robyn Peterman
By: Robyn Peterman Narrated by: Lance Greenfield, C J Bloom Series: Sea Shenanigans, Book 4 Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins Unabridged Audiobook Release date: 06-25-19 Language: English Publisher: Audible Studios
What could possibly go wrong when a mermaid and a werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?
Better question. What could possibly go right?
Madison Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking - hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling 20 stories while blindfolded.
Look, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily-ever-after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps.
May the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next.
Rick Being a vegan werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits, and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well.
Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death-defying recreation than me.
I have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down.
Madison is an interesting gal! Always ready to get into something. Always ready to stir things up. Always up for a challenge. Here comes Poseidon ready to help muddy the waters and make her life a bit more, um, amazing. Rick is, well, more mature than the rest of the guys in the stories. He’s not as immature but still he’s twice as ridiculous in his stunts. So, yay. He’s still an idiot. The thing that is common in all these books is stupid lines and comments. This doesn’t bother me because I guess I’m still goofy enough to deal with it but if you are like “oh my gosh, say wang one more time and I’m going to freak out” then probably not your cup of tea. But if you can handle super immature characters 90% of the time that sound ridiculous in all they do then yay! Read up! They are basically sent on a mission by Poseidon and I’m pretty sure that he just set then up in every way possible to go absolutely insane. Lance Greenfield and CJ Bloom show some amazing talent in here and I love listening to them! So- wrapping up. Sexy times- not memorable. Mild at best. Immature jokes- to insanity and beyond. Sweet and cute twist- awe to the highest power.
I can't be the only one screaming for Jan 19th to get here so we can get our glimpse of The Segonian by the amazing Dianne Duvall and I am so flipping excited that today I get to have these amazing clips to fall a little bit more in love with Dagon. And this banner above?? Wow, it just gives me chills and tingles. I am still trapped in the idea of Eliana floating alone in space. Ugh, I want to save her myself.... But I'm gonna leave that up to Dagon... Remember to follow @audioloversblog on Facebook for some fun stuff after the release including insane things that randomly pop in my head about this and other books- *hugs* Kim Top 5 Reasons to Love Dagon from The Segonian Hello! Thank you for joining me! I’m very excited to be here, celebrating the release of the second stand-alone novel in my exciting new Aldebarian Alliance series—THE SEGONIAN. If you like sci-fi romance novels that are full of action, passion, humor, and happily-ever-afters, then I think you’ll enjoy t
Special Author Q&A with Ruby Dixon! Today, as I’m getting ready to send this message to Ruby, a CNN article comes out . I feel horribly small town beside that article! Alas, I have fan questions that demand information. After all, that’s what I do! I found Ruby years ago when listening to an audiobook by Alexa Riley, an amazing author duo who specializes in short sweet and over the top. The epilogue says “maybe I’ll read him the newest Ruby Dixon book, Ice Planet Holiday. He’s been waiting for the latest barbarian book and he loves it when I get to the sex scenes.” Which prompted me to be like “wait- what?” And do my research. And imagine my surprise when I find this amazing series and author has all these books with half naked blue guys. Can you say “add to cart”? Over the next couple days I’m going to post my reviews and thought on the books along with the interview. So, let’s get this started. Ruby thanks so much for stopping in and answering just a couple questions for me
We're excited to share with you the next heart-pounding story in Dianne Duvall's best-selling Immortal Guardians series! Reserve your copy of Broken Dawn on Amazon or at any of your favorite online retailers today! ABOUT THE BOOK Broken Dawn Book #10 Immortal Guardians By Dianne Duvall June 16, 2020 Delve into an exciting new stand-alone novel in New York Times bestselling author Dianne Duvall's "fast-paced and humorous" (Publishers Weekly), "utterly addictive" (RT Book Reviews) Immortal Guardians series. Nick Belanger can't stop thinking about the single mother who lives next door. She's smart. She's funny. She's so beautiful he can't stare at her too long for fear his eyes will start to glow. But Kayla thinks he's just an ordinary guy who works in security. Finding out he instead is a powerful immortal warrior who hunts and slays psychotic vampires for a living may not go over well, particularly since